he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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