ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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