is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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