He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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