i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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