she was so not down for the gang bang
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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