used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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