Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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