? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They took my balls.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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