are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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