So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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