Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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