Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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