NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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