Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Send help, water and tortillas.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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