I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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