I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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