I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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