I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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