At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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