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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Your penis caused this!
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