I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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