check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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