Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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