: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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