Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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