Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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