Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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