As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
