dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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