I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
jump out the window naked night went bad
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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