I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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