North Korea, Best Korea!
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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