This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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