So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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