Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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