it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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Have fun and good luck.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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