Sponge bath it is.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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