Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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