all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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