Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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