.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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