So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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