I hope mine doesn't look like that
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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