we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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