Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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