I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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