i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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