We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in