If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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