Just fell off a train. Bad.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We talked him into tasing himself.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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