Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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