How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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