Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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