He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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