I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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